OFFICE MEMORANDUM—UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT

TO: DEFENSE SECRETARY CALLAWAY

FROM: DIRECTOR MOFFAT

DATE: ████████

SUBJECT: DIABLERETS RESPONSE REPORT

Between the hours of 19:00 and 20:00 local time, night skiers in the Vaud Alps reported a █████████ ██ that █████████ an Emerald-727 █████ ██████ into the backside of Les Diablerets. The Swiss Armed Forces were able to evacuate the mountain and secure the area while our contact notified Central of the incident.

Upon notification of the distress call, Central concluded ███████ were unnecessary and mobilized Operation █████. Response team was activated. Primary hospitality core included: linguist █████████████, sociologist ██████████, physician ██████████, and myself.

We were all on our own. I could tell the others were wary. Snow was deep, and we could see fires from the █████ burning in the trees. Approach of the █████ made it clear there were no █████████. Per █████ protocol, we approached without backup and read the ███████████████████████ alongside accompanying musical stimuli, then approached what we suspected was the ████. The █████ had torn a ████ through the ████, which revealed ████████████████.

The ███████ themselves were imposing, burly,███████ structure ████████ at the top, with █████████ in a triangular █████████ and tough, thick █████. ██████ are clearly ████████, confirming our foundational hypothesis. The ██████ are being ██████ at our █████████████████.

Aboard the █████, we also uncovered a ██████████ inside a █████████████. Stored within the █████ was a payload of ███████████████ that further research suggests was ███-engineered to consume a █████████ threat.

█████████████ confirms to me that in addition to the ████ material found in the laboratory, there is text from an additional ████████████████████████. He has begun pattern identification. Output to follow.

Inform Pentagon their investment is seeing return. Next time company knocks, we'll put the kettle on.