SUBJECT: RIBBON-CUTTING CEREMONY
ATTN DEPARTMENT OF EXTERNAL OBSERVATIONS SENIOR LEADERSHIP

The ribbon-cutting ceremony for the YERO-DAVIS MEMORIAL WING will begin promptly at 9:00 a.m. in the lobby of the Wabash office, beneath the new statue. Attendance is appreciated but not mandatory. Inform your teams that after the ceremony has concluded, attendees will be provided with breakfast in the cafeteria.

Thank you,
Dr. Purnell, Dead Zone

We ask the following department leads to arrive at 8:00 a.m. for rehearsal:

Cosmosophy, J. O'Halloran

STRANGE MATTER, H.F. Cheney

Mathematics, A. Poprik

Research and Development, J. Virnich

Taxonomy, M. Lopez-Hall

Signals, Unknown, A. Grant

Large Data, N. Stevens

Operations, C. Garrett

Visibility, L. Scott

Biology, L. Qiu

Neuroscience, J. To

Primes, A. Bouskila