Spider chuckles as you look at the meager pair of leggings before you.

"Oh, my dear Guardian," he says sadly. "I'm afraid they can't all be winners."

"I'll contact you when I have more engrams for our game. Until then…"

Spider leans forward, stifling his laughter.

"Enjoy your little pants."

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Your radio chirps with a curious voice.

"Guardian," Eido says, "I just detected another brief interference spike from your coordinates in The Ether Tank. Is everything all right?"

You assure her that it is.

"How interesting," she says, apologizes for the interruption, and terminates the call.