Adventure: Target: The Mad Bomber

Thieves' Landing, The Tangled Shore

The Mad Bomber: Ooh, what luck! What fortune! A playmate appear! Hello! Hello, hello! To begin – a gift! A gift just at you, from ME, good friend Kaniks! BEST friend Kaniks! Go, go, go! Open gift!

Four-Horn Gulch, The Tangled Shore

The Guardian approaches some crates. The crates explode.

The Mad Bomber: Sur-PRIIIIISE! Gift… is DEATH! [crazed laughter]

The Guardian fights against an ambush of Screebs and other Scorn. Kaniks, the Mad Bomber appears. The Guardian fights the Mad Bomber. The Mad Bomber teleports away. A splinter mine appears.

The Mad Bomber: Ah-ah-ah! Game go on! Close your eye and COUNT DOWN.

Ghost: We have to disable that splinter mine or this whole place will blow.

The Guardian defuses the splinter mine.

The Mad Bomber: Where am I hide? Ugly, stupid Cabal can knowing – but not you! YEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE!

Ghost: Red Legion ships above us. Must be the Cabal the Bomber mentioned. Let's follow them.

High Plains, The Tangled Shore

The Guardian finds and defeats three Scorn War Chieftains.

The Mad Bomber: Lightbearer, Lightbearer, I see you, yesss, I dooo…

A splinter mine appears. The Guardian defuses it. Two more splinter mines appear. The Guardian defuses them and follows a group of Stalkers down a hole to the Mad Bomber. He disappears through a teleporter.

Diaviks Mine, The Tangled Shore

Kaniks, the Mad Bomber appears.

The Mad Bomber: Ooh, WHEE! Now a game truly begin!

The Guardian fights against the Mad Bomber. The Mad Bomber transmats in a splinter mine. The Guardian defuses it.

The Mad Bomber: Friend Cayde? No fun to play with, no fun at all. Such a boring boy to kill-kill-KILL.

Another splinter mine appears.

The Mad Bomber: Cayde beg and beg and beg. HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE!! "Mercy, ah! Mercy, please, Prince Uldren! Oh pretty, pretty please, oh please!" …SAD.

The Guardian defuses the splinter mine. Another mine appears. The Guardian defuses it.

The Mad Bomber: Cayde MURDER Eliksni. Think you DIFFERENT, think you HERO? Joke at you.

The Guardian defeats Kaniks, the Mad Bomber.

Ghost: This place is rigged to blow. We have to leave. Hurry.

The Guardian runs to the splinter mine and defuses it.

Ghost: No matter what the Bomber said, you're not a murderer. Guardians are defenders of the Light. We just have to remember… we're doing this for Cayde.

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